So…someone we know, who’s name shall be withheld (but not me), is having issues with high blood pressure and clogged arteries. A jaunt around the internet by my brother-in-law came up with this Chinese home remedy for cardiovascular disease (translated from Chinese):

Raw materials required:

1 cup lemon juice
1 cup ginger
1 cup garlic
1 cup apple cider vinegar

Production methods:
1 peeled garlic, ginger, thinly slices into the juicer, blender or beaten into pulp, with a mesh compartment slag, twisted out of juice.
2 the garlic, ginger into the cooker, add lemon juice and apple cider vinegar, rolling fire, a small fire to cook slowly, do not cover the lid, let the water evaporate, which takes about half an hour, leaving about half of the juice.
3 After the temperature is lowered, add honey, stir carefully, honey may take many, the main entrance is easy to make juice.
4. The finished product stored in a covered glass jar, into the refrigerator.
Use:
Take a tablespoon a day before breakfast. Most of cardiovascular disease can be cured. Also available as a beverage, the prevention of cardiovascular disease and high blood pressure, prevent colds and other diseases.
Go to the hospital for a month after the inspections to eat, you will find clean blood vessels, blocking the whole place has been through.

Here’s the final product:

I’ve referred to this as “Vile Bile Juice”, but I this Nietzsche Juice is more accurate.

As for why I have a picture of a man, not Nietzsche, as the featured image of this post, here’s a clue

1. Gene RoddenBerry

We’ll wait a month and see if this really works…or not.